My daughter forwarded this to me from Ireland.
Here’s some complimentary investment advice…. 
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,
you will have $49.00 today.
you will have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have
$33.00 today.
$33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,
you will have $0.00 today.
you will have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you
would have received $214.00.
the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you
would have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily
& recycle. It is called the 401-Keg
& recycle. It is called the 401-Keg
